GRIM TIDINGS from the FIRST ISLE -- mine LORD OF FOUR BERRIES, TACTLESS of the FIRST ISLE, hath struck again. It began with a MURDER… the name of these poor victims? They TWO were both known as the JOHNS, though they went by other names: the LOO, the HEAD, the PRIVY… and most formally, the … Continue reading GRIM TIDINGS from the FIRST ISLE
They were young (he was 19, she was 18), handsome and very much in love. One day while looking through the Sunday newspaper they spotted a full-page ad. It announced the annual kissing contest to take place at the senior high school in town. The object of the contest was to determine which couple could remain locked in a kiss the longest.
Back in the 1970’s “All in the Family” was the leading situation comedy in the nation. The program flourished in the wake of the civil rights movement. You can still see reruns on television. Archie Bunker was its main protagonist and America laughed at all of his flaws, his narrow-mindedness, and arrogance. We laughed at his irrational logic and America laughed and cried at the man’s bigotry. Archie Bunker had created his own reality, created in his image.
Few know that I spent four years behind bars. No, I wasn’t a bartender, nor was I a criminal. I was a Citadel cadet, attending the military college of South Carolina, where they locked us up at night. Ground floor room windows had bars, and each barracks’ iron gates safely secured five hundred men each … Continue reading BEASTS IN THE BARRACKS
It was the Sunday before Christmas and a precocious four-year-old boy, attending Sunday school class, told his teacher, “There are some poor kids next to us who have no daddy, no toys and no aunt Jane.” The young Sunday school teacher felt that she had identified a teachable moment. She seized the opportunity and asked … Continue reading LET THERE BE PEACE!
And so, the story goes that the young missionary living in a land far, far away was daydreaming. In his daydream state, he was imagining what a meeting would be like with the chief of a cannibal tribe that he was planning to visit that week. He imagined asking the cannibal chief: “Do you people … Continue reading In Your Dreams
Who wears the BAND OF GOLD? It would appear that ANY AND ALL may wear it now. Why does your PIMP now see BAGGERS from BEYOND INSANE GATE wearing mine AURUM NUGGET? Simply: why doth the SCHOLARS OF THE NIGHT, who are not DECATS, wear a RING OF BRASS which may be mistaken for mine … Continue reading Who wears the BAND OF GOLD?